Not. A. Chance. But then, I always knew that would be the case. Because, as Kat so eloquently said today on her blog about her sweater, "knitting is not a race and this sweater will be a welcome addition to my sweater drawer whenever it is finished." Same, Kat. Same. But I decided to give you a one-month-in and certainly-not-banging-out progress update all the same. (Because I know that inquiring minds want to know.) Last week, I claimed that I'd be dividing for the sleeves by the end of the week. [...]